bill is a pleasant reminder of how to smile. _______________________________ the cat is pubescent pissy lately. she is presently tap dancing on the floor with a brown paper bag. __________________________ wearing a top hat and suspenders. ___________________ nonetheless. ___________________ sulky . is a brand of thread. ________________________ the thought of medication . makes me depressed. ________________________ july the fourth . makes me skeptical. ____________________________ i was born in a maryland county named frederick ___ an owl lived outside my window on sherwood forest drive ___ and my dad was a pastor of a church called first baptist church of green valley. ___ we used to sometimes drive out to the quaker farms and buy a whole bunch of fresh apple cider. i remember drinking a ton of it from the 'taste tests' . sarah's hair was red orange then. and fine and wavy. my hair was gold then and long and straight as a board. we had a huge tree in the side yard that would grow beautiful white flowers all over it in the springtime. and a hill perfect for crashes in the radio flyer. and woods perfect for forts. and mud perfect for serving "chocolate milk" to the unsuspecting neighbors.

such a mean old man

such a mean old man